Moreover, medical literature tells us that there\u2019s a relationship between stress and immune function (whereby stress triggers chemical reactions that negatively affect the body). Laughter can serve the opposite purpose by releasing neuropeptides that prevent stress, in turn improving the immune system.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
In this article, we\u2019ve gathered funny diabetes quotes from the Internet to encourage a positive approach to diabetes management. You\u2019re bound to have the dia-best time!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
For when you need that extra self-esteem boost.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-\u201cI\u2019m not ill, my pancreas is just lazy\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-\u201cI\u2019ve got a needle and I\u2019m not scared of using it!\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-\u201cYeah, but can you chug a juice box in your sleep?\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-\u201cI\u2019m as healthy as a horse (if that horse has diabetes)\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-\u201cDon\u2019t mess with me, I attacked my own pancreas!\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Here\u2019s the best collection of quotes you and your pancreas can probably relate to:<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-Please don\u2019t sugarcoat it, I\u2019m diabetic<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-\u201cIf you can\u2019t handle me at my 387, you don\u2019t deserve me at my 102<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-Sugar? Nah, I\u2019m sweet enough<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-My doc said I shouldn\u2019t be making puns on diabetes it\u2019s a serious disease.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
I said I can\u2019t help it doc, it\u2019s a pun-creatic disease.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-My body produces insulin like a cow produces rainbows: It just doesn\u2019t happen<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
-\u201cI ain\u2019t doin it\u201d – my pancreas<\/em><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and I ate 9. How many do I have now?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Me: Hyperglycemia\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -My doctor\u2019s concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him next time don\u2019t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -I got 99 problems and they all involve carbs<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -My doctor told me to lose weight, but I don\u2019t like losing<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -Walk for the cure? Wouldn\u2019t it be better if we ran?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -Healthy diet day 1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -Diabetics: the only people who take drugs to avoid getting high.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -\u201cLife is like a box of chocolates…It sucks for people with diabetes.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade. With Splenda.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -Do you know the worst thing about being an alcoholic with diabetes is? All the shots.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n -Diabetes is very serious. If it wasn\u2019t they\u2019d call it Livabetes.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n For when you meet someone super fine like your insulin syringes.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cI can\u2019t stay near you much. You seem too sweet and I\u2019m diabetic.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cEnough carb counting. The only thing I want to count are the minutes until I see you again.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cWith you around Sweetie, who needs glucose tabs?\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cBaby, I just followed my CGM arrows and they pointed me straight to you.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cIs your blood sugar low? \u201cNo, why?\u201d<\/em> \u201cCause you\u2019ve been running through my mind all night.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cI don\u2019t need to check your blood sugar to know you\u2019re a 10.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cYou\u2019re like my insulin, I can\u2019t live without you.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cWhat type are you?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Me: Type-One-Derful\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n To close it off, here are some of the funniest real-life diabetes moments:<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cI was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes when newly divorced with two kids ages 8 & 11. Whenever we\u2019d go out to eat, I\u2019d order my food & then go to the restroom to inject insulin (because I wasn\u2019t comfortable doing that at the table using a syringe & vial). The first time I did that when my kids were with me the waitress came back to our table after I left & she asked where I was. They told her I went to the bathroom to shoot myself. Needless to say, the waitress almost fainted.\u201d \u2013 Barb Timmons Claus<\/em><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cHad a low BG in high school to the point where I couldn\u2019t walk. I sat down on the ground and I gave a dollar to my friend to get me a pop from the vending machine. He came back with a pop but knowing I was a diabetic brought me a diet lol\u2026 Laugh about it till this day.\u201d \u2013 Eric Farias<\/em><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cThis happens often but while wearing a dress with my insulin pump, the pump slips from my bra and hangs between my legs!! Mind you I am a Kindergarten teacher so all the students laugh and say, \u201cLook at your medicine!\u201d \u2013 Cathy Stanley Stewart<\/em><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u201cThere were no pumps or testing sugar with a blood glucose meter. You peed on tape and compared the color it turned to on a chart. Anyway, my mother was always smelling my breath to make sure it didn\u2019t smell \u201cfruity\u201d indicating my sugar was too high. People would be horrified when they heard her say \u201care you high? Let me smell your breath!\u201d I didn\u2019t get why people would stop and stare.\u201d \u2013 Jill Bryant Weaver<\/em><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPick Up Lines\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Funny Diabetic Moments<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
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